when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did
once i started coughing while i was having sex and my boyfriend was like, “WOAH WTF”
I didn’t even know my own vagina did that
When a girl sneezes while on her period, the first plague strikes and the bloody Nile appears in her underwear.
reblogging for above comment.
I wanted to see how my friend’s book was doing on Amazon
your friend. your friend maureen johnson. YOUR FRIEND MAUREEN JOHNSON.
Ohhh no no no no. I wish. No, my friend wrote a fanfic about her life and published it. But she’s read it and she loves it and recommends it and it’s fantastic. If you like her you should read it. Even if you don’t like her or know of her you should because it’s great anyways.